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10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Darn Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. " The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
1. ".....in Jesus' name. Amen."
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I was hoping I could use these @ school, but they are all work related. They're funny, though. Try to get some school ones, I always fall asleep in my Russian class
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