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who is this!?!?!

  Author: 24129  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/9/2001 7:39:00 PM)
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Who is this?"

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant' she is furious. Here she's about to run for senator of New York and this has happened to her. She calls the white house, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you??!!! I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault!!! Your fault!!! Well, what have you got to say???"

There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again, "Did you hear me??!!" Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"

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Date: 2/9/2001 7:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    OMG!! I would slap him!! lol ChilliBean  
Date: 2/9/2001 9:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 23367    it took me awhile...but i get it now...lol~~~~~~~~~  
Date: 2/12/2001 2:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 27452    That was a cute little story!
Date: 2/12/2001 7:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 20835    hehe..I have heard that beforee but it always makes me laugh
  

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