SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The state takes a high portion of the milk they produce to be redistributed.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and you have to get into a bread line for food instead.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The State will kill you if you don't give them up.
MILITARY DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The State takes both of them and shoots you anyway even though you didn't refuse.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. The state takes both of them, accidentally kills one and spills the milk in the sewer.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell the milk but eventually your farm gets bought out.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbours decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbours pick someone to decide who gets the milk.
ANARCHY: Your neighbours killed your cows and you have nothing
FEUDALISM: Some young lord kills your cows for target practice and the nobility threaten to kill you if you retaliate.
DEPOTISM: The supreme leader decides to take your cows for himself, and everything else.
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: Cows have taken over the world, you and your family must hide from them or you will be put out to pasture to spend the rest of your life growing alfalfa. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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