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Bug Zapper | Halloween #4 ~DesertLotus

  Author:  22721  Category:(Poetry) Created:(11/3/2017 7:47:00 PM)
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It was past the witching hour
When the man started to cower


He'd attemped to steal a purse
But his night would only get worse


The witch's look was black
As he recived a repremending smack


That was when the witch held a bug zapper
And he felt far from dapper


When he attempted to run
The zapper made contact with his bum


"Give me your wallet" the witch demanded
"Or continue to be reprimanded"


He did comply
But he felt lower than a cow pie


Cackling, the witch flew off on a broom
but not before showing him the moon


That made the man cry
So to his bad behavior he said goodbye


The End

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Date: 11/7/2017 7:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 48250     How cute!! I really like it----Best Wishes!....T/C  
Date: 11/8/2017 6:09:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 22721    Thanks Ky-bluebird.  
Date: 11/11/2017 9:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 23963     this was quite good! I really enjoyed this Halloween humor

Thanks DesertLotus!
  
Date: 11/12/2017 7:17:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 22721    Thanks Hangman.   
Date: 11/19/2017 1:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 998    This was really cute and funny !!!  
Date: 11/24/2017 2:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 26203    I really loved this, so well written.  
Date: 12/31/2017 9:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 26203    Yet another favourite one of mine has made it wahooo congrats xoxo  
Date: 1/1/2018 4:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 22721    Thanks Ginger.  
Date: 1/1/2018 4:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 22721    Thankd Koala.  

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