Hello this is Andrew Lawson of the modern times morning show I am about to interview a special turkey President Obama just pardoned a few minutes ago
"Can I get a microphone?" Pin it to his breast
the turkey nods and sits down
"Hello pardoned turkey how are you feeling?" "Call me Henry" can I have a cigarette?
whispers[get him a cigarette]
Poof "Ah that feels good"
"Henry are you relieved to be pardoned by the president?" "h e l yes" sorry "It's ok Henry we are on cable" "Do you think serving turkey should be banned"
"Yes I hear tofu turkey is quite tasty" a groan is heard in the background
"I mean there are a lot of things people can serve maybe Spam"
another groan
"Do you want to make a statement?"
yes
"I am a human being"
cough
"You are a turkey"
the turkey glares
"See that is the attitude MY kind have been contending with for centuries one day we will rise out of the pumpkin patch and nibble your heads off!!"
calm down Henry
Go bleep bleep
gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble !!!!!
In quite strange news
a pardoned turkey attacked a the staff of modern times morning show
when told there was no restitution check or hotel accommodations
the turkey ranted about inequality and all sorts of things
Andrew Lawson the host had his ear bitten off
chuckle
stop it John
that is not funny
it is
he is so full of himself
Happy Thanksgiving
gobble gobble
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