* You're the first person to be put on the FBI's most wanted list just for speeding.
* Your friends car pool with you not to save gas but to save time.
* You need three states just to go on a joy ride.
* You have a suspended drivers license in all 50 states.
* When you stop you leave a mile long skid mark.
* You married your wife because she had a corvette.
* Your bumper sticker says, "My other car is even faster."
* You get blisters from your gas pedal.
* Your car won't start unless it has 110 octane gas in it.
* You get pulled over even when your not speeding just to get a warning not to speed.
* You always leave at the last minute but you're never late.
* Your friends leave a hour before you do just so you can meet them at the same time.
* You don't wear a seatbelt, you wear a crash helmet.
* Your speed gauge is stuck in the max speed position.
* You can go through three drive thrus at the same time.
* There's a radar detector named after you.
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