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Pool on Adora's younguns birth and wieght

  Author:  54570  Category:(Discussion) Created:(4/12/2012 7:36:00 PM)
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As the unfortunate miserable Adora remarked" This youngun needs an eviction notice!" my thoughts turned to when and how heavy this critter is gonna be. I say he's gonna be born this Saturday the 14th and wieght about 7lbs 2 ozs. I can make this more interesting though. The one who gets the wieght right... I can write two stories of that persons choice (no poetry ok) and will also reply to at least 10 of their post's.

So thats me 7lbs 2 oz. Any takers?? And Adora......... YOU CANT PLAY IN THIS ONE!!! Neener neener neener

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Date: 4/12/2012 7:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey there, Smokin Joe! Well, you're close. Actually your son's birthday will be 4/15/2012 and he'll weight in at 7lbs. 4 ozs.   
Date: 4/12/2012 7:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 64365    7lbs 9oz  
Date: 4/12/2012 7:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 27705    I told her on facebook that it would be April 15, hmm as for weight I will say 8 lbs. 3 oz  
Date: 4/12/2012 7:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 64365    Friday the 13th  
Date: 4/12/2012 7:59:00 PM  ( SD-Admin )   I miss all you Guys! Joe you.... lol.... 7/4 - 7/6 Thats my Guess
Date: 4/12/2012 8:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    
...all right, let's look at the evidence.

From her picture, Adora looks like she's normally scrawny.
From what SmoknJoe tells us, she's so fat that she can't get close enough to the salad bar to get any food.

Given the information that she is currently food challenged, fat and likes chickens,
I'll say the baby will be 8 lbs./5 oz. and be born on Monday April 16th.
I'll then make a guess that Adora will drink ten vodka coolers exzctly seven months after the birth.
  
Date: 4/12/2012 8:07:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54570    Heckler... thats called loading the dishwasher!
  
Date: 4/12/2012 8:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    
...it usually takes me a whole case of beer to load the dishwasher correctly.
Adora sure is fast!
  
Date: 4/12/2012 8:25:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54570    In the evnt there is a tie on the wieghts I will go with the closest date and if that dont work then I will either flip a coin or choose who i like best!  
Date: 4/12/2012 8:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 64365    well, I guess we all know who that will be.  
Date: 4/12/2012 8:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    
(there's a beer in it for you)
  
Date: 4/12/2012 8:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    
...yep, Adora will win.
  
Date: 4/12/2012 8:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 64365    I'll see Hekler's one beer, and raise you his Rye.  
Date: 4/12/2012 8:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 64819    Well, I'll help those out guessing, doc says Joey will be about 6lbs 8oz, I will go no later than the 23rd, that day they will induce me if need be.  
Date: 4/12/2012 8:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 64819    Hekler, I can't drink any hard liquor until after he is weened, no formula for this kid.  
Date: 4/12/2012 8:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    
...the doctor is wrong. I know him. He has a problem with dyslexia.
  
Date: 4/12/2012 8:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 64819    This is coming from two doctors in the OB practice that I go to.  
Date: 4/12/2012 8:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    
...so one doctor with dyslexia and another with a drinking problem.
  
Date: 4/13/2012 2:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    6lbs 11oz...20th....  
Date: 4/13/2012 3:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 53054    7 6 and on the 16th  
Date: 4/13/2012 4:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 3680    8 lbs, 9 ozs...BOOK IT!  
Date: 4/13/2012 4:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 3680    Oh, on the 15th.  
Date: 4/13/2012 5:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 16845    8lbs 2oz 19th  
Date: 4/13/2012 9:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    7 pounds 3 ounces, tax day.....da 15th  
Date: 4/13/2012 10:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 53427    I'm going to say the 16th, and 7lb 8oz.  
Date: 4/13/2012 12:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 64819    You know the only reason that he made this post, is because he was wrong on my baby shower post, he just wants to win :P
If I don't go the 14th, he'll edit his post for another date
  
Date: 4/13/2012 12:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 46486    7lbs 6oz on the 16th  
Date: 4/13/2012 2:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 31531    This little fellow is a stubborn one I say like his daddy just doesn't want to leave the warmth of his home.LOL!!!! I will say around 7lbs.4oz.That is at least 7 bottle of 16ozs. of the good stuff Heckler.You all sure make my day ith your witty comments.Take him up on it SmokingJoe.  
Date: 4/13/2012 7:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 37843    Well, I read in a post that Adora's family has a history of birthdays falling on the same day, lil Joey is gonna be a rebel, he's coming on Tuesday, April 17th and he'll be 7lbs 8oz.  
Date: 4/13/2012 8:16:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54570    oh the joys and fun of it all.  
Date: 4/14/2012 8:23:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54570    tick tock tick tock..... The time is running out on the clock.... tick tock. Hmm I said no poetry didnt I?  
Date: 4/14/2012 8:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 64365    Monday, April 16. Weighing in at close to 7 lbs...6 lbs, 14oz  
Date: 4/14/2012 9:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 64819    Honey, sweetie, I love you, but you need to quit guessing, he is as stubborn as you are, he wants me to suffer, and you to lose any bet that you may make.
One thing I can say for certain, he WILL be here by the 23rd, they will induce me that day.
  
Date: 4/14/2012 9:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 3680    Push Adora, PUSH! I need to win this bet.  
Date: 4/14/2012 9:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 3680    I don't think a little bit of self-sacrifice on your behalf is too much to ask for....geesh.  
Date: 4/14/2012 9:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 64819    Uhh, it's the 14th, you placed your bet the 15th, I go into labor now, SmoknJoe wins, and it doesn't quite work like that, if it did, he'd have been out by the 9th.  
Date: 4/14/2012 9:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 3680    I'm a man, i know how pregnancy works. Push like your pooping and wa-la! New baby. Duh.  
Date: 4/14/2012 9:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 64819    He's got to be ready to come first, I can push all I want, all I'll get are hemorrhoids at this point.  
Date: 4/14/2012 10:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 3680    Ewww, u win.  
Date: 4/15/2012 7:03:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54570    Hey I won. date and the wieght was really close I huessed 7 2 and he was 7 0. I came the closest!  
Date: 4/22/2012 10:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 37843    I think this contest was fixed lol  
Date: 4/23/2012 12:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 64819    I can assure you, it wasn't fixed. If it was, he'd have been born on a Monday.  

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