I was dropping the boys off at my mom's on my way to work. Here is the conversation I had with Joey before I left.
Me: Joe, be good for your granny. Help her with Payne and don't take toys away from him.
Joey: I willn't
Me: You what?
Joey: I willn't take toys from Payne.
Me: You say won't, not willn't. That isn't a word.
Joey: Mama, that doesn't make any sense. I "whoa" not take any toys. I never did "whoa" in my whole life and I had no reason to "whoa" not. I willn't do stuff all the time when you tell me no. You need to stop teaching me stuff when you seriously are wrong. You teach me too much stuff when it's early in the morning.
Me: We'll talk about it later. I have to get to work.
Joey: I love you. Give me hugs and kisses.
Me: I love you too!
Joey: Mama, not me "two"... One love for me and one for Payne. You say I love you as well, not "two". If you say that Payne will think I got his love and mine.
Me: Ok, I love you as well. (we give hugs and kisses)
Joey: I love you, mama. Don't drive in the ditch. (lol)
Me: I won't.
Joey: Mama, you willn't. Stop saying that "whoa" n't junk.
Then he turns to my mom and says: Granny, she just willn't listen. Is that why you stopped trying to teach her stuff"?
My mom started laughing and he said "I know... I'm hilarious". You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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