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Is Chicken the new Pink Slime??? for Adora

  Author:  54570  Category:(Discussion) Created:(4/5/2012 8:33:00 PM)
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Adora just read a heart breaking post.

Seems poor chickens are being fed super antibiotics, arsenic, and caffiene to make them grow. Organic chickens cannot be given antibiotics and hormones and therefore are a better option for those who can afford it.

So she is throwing her old tylenols out in the yard, dumping her coffee grounds into their pens and the worm beds ( worms get hyper off coffee too) in the hopes that her chickens can keep up with the industry standards. Cigarrette butts for nicotine (yellow tint)coloring. Stuffing balls from a beanbag chair so they can get their daily intake of fluro-carbons. Apple seeds and mole beans for extra flavoring. Bannana peels for chicken legs...makes them more yellower and tastier when boiled. Wrap legs and pin with toothpick. Ooops that was one of her recipes I was reading.......

Later tonight she is gonna whisper one of them into volunteering itself into the blender for a pink slime shake. Calls it her prenatal pro-biotic ultra-psychotic shake.

I think she has even ordered a cookbook for the slime as well. Slimeballs: 2000 Foods You Can Add Slime To by Corporate Chicken Nugget.





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Date: 4/5/2012 8:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 64365    Well, I don't know Adora very well, but what I do know is that SHE WOULD NEVER DO THAT! Adora shall Rise, again!  
Date: 4/5/2012 8:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    
...for a second there, I thought you used the shotgun on the chikkens and made a nasty mess all over the lawn.

Thank God you didn't because landscapers don't come cheap these days.
  
Date: 4/5/2012 8:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 64819    That's right, my chickens are organic.
SmoknJoe is the one doing that to his chickens, I prefer mine to be the expensive top of the line kind that people can't afford.
  
Date: 4/5/2012 10:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    
...you buy chickens from the military?
  
Date: 4/5/2012 10:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 64819    No, my chickens are so good the military try to buy mine   
Date: 4/5/2012 10:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    
...I just hope that SmoknJoe isn't choking those chickens.
There has to be a more humane way of putting them on the table.
  
Date: 4/5/2012 11:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 44960    ^^^ Not going there!!   
Date: 4/6/2012 7:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 3680    Ahhh pink slime. The reason young girls have double d's coming out of middle school and boys have a six-pack of abs in the 2nd grade.  
Date: 4/6/2012 8:01:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54570    nah they gave me a six pack of tires DR  
Date: 4/6/2012 10:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 64819    You have no idea how Irate that makes me DR. Here I am, just about 30 years old, and don't have anything on most middle schoolers.  
Date: 4/6/2012 11:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 64365    I didn't eat any Pink Slime, and I came out of middle school like that. Heck...my mamma said I was born like that  
Date: 4/6/2012 11:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    
...Adora...I don't dwell on how I rate.
Let it go. You'll be happier in the long run.
  
Date: 4/6/2012 12:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 3680    Heckler, you can get cheap landscapers in the parking lot at the Home Depot. Uhoh, I said that out loud didn't I?  
Date: 4/6/2012 8:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    
...I don't trust those parking lot guys DR.
I once bought a flatscreen plasma TV (in the box)
and when I got it home and opened it, it was an oven door.

I had to go back to Home Depot and sell it to someone else.
  

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