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I Love Adora..................SmoknJoe

  Author:  54570  Category:(Discussion) Created:(3/31/2012 12:50:00 PM)
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I love Adora with all my heart, I think that she is absolutely the greatest woman on earth. I just adore my adorable Adora.

I think one day that if I build up enough Courage, that I just may ask her to marry me, without her uncle holding a shotgun to my head.

I know that it will make her happy and oh so ecstatic, it would be her dream come true, to be one with her knight in shining duct tape.

Hacked by the Adora Cooperative to Antagonize SmoknJoe.

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Date: 3/31/2012 1:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 17275    She is lucky to have you SmoknJoe  
Date: 3/31/2012 1:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 30747    Whew, if it has really been smokin joe I'ld ber asking what was he really smokin' lol Oh cuz he(you)were going on so much I wanted to say shut up and do it already geezzz.   
Date: 3/31/2012 2:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 44960    SmoknJoe... Good fer you, you finally 'fessed up!!   
Date: 3/31/2012 2:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 998    Wow, I thought this was a practice run for our dear Joe's proposal. But after reading that last line, I have a sneaky feeling that a certain *A D O R A* hijacked Joe's account. Shame-Shame ...   
Date: 3/31/2012 3:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    It's the duct tape that binds......or as Red Green sez, "Duct tape is the handyman's secret weapon".  
Date: 3/31/2012 3:44:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54570    Nah she didmt hack my account. I left it open on my computer. BUT I will make sure from now on to sign out of everything before I let her in my house.  
Date: 3/31/2012 5:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    An exceptionally smooth move, Smokin' Joe. While maintaining our awesome image, we must occasionally exude uber sensitivity when dealing with our female companions. All part of the master male plan. Right on, brother!  
Date: 3/31/2012 5:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey! I didn't read the red print. Oh, oh....Never mind all that, Adora. I was referring to something else.  
Date: 4/1/2012 6:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 37843    LOL and here I thought it was SmoknJoe announcing that he and Adora had gotten engaged.  
Date: 4/1/2012 7:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 64819    As if he'd ever ask me to marry him. He's too set in his ways to get married, and has heard too many horror stories of marriage.  
Date: 4/1/2012 9:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 11097    LOL, well lets see if he can take a hint! And I liked the 'knight in shining duct tape'!
Adora SmoknJoe
  
Date: 4/1/2012 9:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 64819    He knows his way around some duct tape, that is for sure, he made duct tape roses for me for Valentines this year, they are so beautiful.  
Date: 4/4/2012 12:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 46486    jelliebean says i eat flies like a frog.... ribbit ribbit!!  

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