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Date: 3/6/2012 12:16:00 AM
From Authorid: 57350
O.o oh Adora, my heart goes out to you.  |
Date: 3/6/2012 12:18:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Love the way you told it, Smokin Joe!  "A chicken named Barb and a rooster named Pete. They ain't got no fingers and they ain't got no teeth."  Write on.....  |
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Date: 3/6/2012 4:25:00 AM
From Authorid: 64819
I am not the bad guy here. Barbara is the last chicken I have of my original ten, that I bought as chicks. A few days prior to Barb going broody, the neighbor offered me $5 for her, as only one chicken isn't going to do me any good, I told him that she wasn't for sale. So you can imagine my suspicion when 3-4 days later, she is nowhere to be found. So about 3 weeks ago (not earlier this week) my son "Little Hippie" and my niece "Flower Child" found her, under the ladders, she came out for a quick bite to eat, as it was a warm day. I'm not quite sure her eggs have been fertilized, as I don't have a rooster, but she was hanging around the neighbor's flock, which does have a rooster. She just wants to be a mommy, and I think it would be such a shame for her to sit on these eggs for a month, and not hatch out a baby. So, yes I am making SmoknJoe take me to the feed store to get some chicks to place under her. Yes, I did eat a chicken salad last night, the chicken didn't come from my pet chicken. I'm not as cruel as Joe is, he takes whatever chicken and rice is left, and feeds it to his flock, and then talks trash to them about what nasty cannibals they are. His chickens don't even like him, when he goes to the coop, they all run and scatter, because they don't know affection. I walk out my back door, Barb runs up to greet me. So yes, I'm the Chicken Whisperer, and I'm proud of it.   |
Date: 3/6/2012 4:59:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 54570
The only reason she runs up to you is because you have glued seeds to yourself and she's hungry.  |
Date: 3/6/2012 5:00:00 AM
From Authorid: 33286
probably just matching maternal instincts kicking in.  |
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Date: 3/6/2012 5:25:00 AM
From Authorid: 64819
Your chickens wouldn't even run up to you if you had green grass to give them. |
Date: 3/6/2012 7:59:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Cannibal chickens?  |
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Date: 3/6/2012 12:27:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 54570
Uh huh. You should see her chicken hat collection. Makes the ones from Goodtimes that JJ wore look pathetic in comparison |
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Date: 3/6/2012 3:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 64819
Yep they're purdy, Joe made them for me. |
Date: 3/6/2012 8:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
I think it's great that Adora is a Chicken Whisperer...if I had chickens in my yard she could whisper to them all she wanted. Chicken Whispering is a dying art form, as not everyone can connect and commune with chickens on their level. It takes an awfully intelligent person to be able to think like a chicken AND a human at the same time.  |
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Date: 3/6/2012 9:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 64819
Tyvm Nani, I'm glad that you realize that. |
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