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AWARDS NEEDED by SmoknJoe

  Author:  54570  Category:(Discussion) Created:(2/24/2012 1:13:00 PM)
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I need some awards donated to my profile. Seems Adora has one upped me by getting an award from Nani. Now she is dangling....yes dangling this above my head right now. Laughing about it. Cackling evily. So any old awards or what-nots just send them on. I would even take a Heckler Clay Aiken-animation award right now. The Hen-pecked USMer award... doesn't matter. I kinda feel like Earnest T Bass. I need that uniform. Gotta stay one ahead of her.

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Date: 2/24/2012 1:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 14314    LOL   
Date: 2/24/2012 1:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 53427    I like the most henpecked USM'er one. I can't think of anyone more deserving, except perhaps Hekler  
Date: 2/24/2012 1:44:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54570    We were sitting here "talking" about awards and she is now in fits and giggles at the thought of Heckler Clay Aiken-animation award. Starts with Ravens car and then becomes the Hecklerised Claymobile. She's still giggling..........
  
Date: 2/24/2012 1:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 44960    Adora is better than you!!... Admit it!!   
Date: 2/24/2012 2:03:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54570    Darn it. She saw that. Now I cant delete the comment. SHE thinks its funny! Guess she is gonna enjoy her SALAD tonight while I dine on Crabs and Sushi!!!! HA!!!  
Date: 2/24/2012 2:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 18155    Haven't been here in quite a while, so I'm getting to know folks again but the first thing that comes to mind is one having to do with something eternally embarrassing, something that would haunt her forever, thsat there would be instant association with her name with the "award". Best of luck.  
Date: 2/24/2012 3:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 64819    You don't think that it's embarrassing enough that I'm carrying his child???
Perhaps an "Adora is Better Than Me" Award would be great
"I Want a Peanut Butter Sandwich" Award, in memory of Frank.....
"I Want to One-Up Adora" Award
But honestly I really think an "I'm a Bigger Baby Than My Baby" Award would be right on cue
  
Date: 2/24/2012 3:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 64819    Oh, and neener neener neener   
Date: 2/24/2012 7:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    
...I have some great ideas...
  
Date: 2/24/2012 7:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 64819    Lets hear them Hek...  
Date: 2/24/2012 7:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    
...you'll have to wait. It's a surprise.
  
Date: 2/24/2012 8:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 64819    That kinda scares me....  
Date: 2/24/2012 8:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    
...keep your eyes on the sky.
  
Date: 2/24/2012 8:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 44960    When Hekler gets to scratchin'... He dont always tellya where he's itchin'!!  
Date: 2/24/2012 11:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 48250    LOL...Oh Boy! T/C  
Date: 2/25/2012 7:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 37843    LoL oh my. Good luck with that... is USM going to become divided into Team Adora and Team Smokn Joe?  
Date: 2/25/2012 11:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 64819    Team Adora has cookies and brownies.
Team SmoknJoe has Methane.....
Take your pick.....
  
Date: 2/25/2012 4:17:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54570    I am attempting to drive gas prices down........ If I can just get the car to run on methane.  
Date: 2/25/2012 7:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 64819    When you invent that car, I'll be scared....
Team Adora
  
Date: 2/25/2012 7:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 64365    yeah...all people will have to do is eat plenty of beans, cabbage, broccoli, and potatoes, and there will be more than enough fuel to go around  

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