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Date: 12/13/2011 4:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
If you put your dingleberries where the sun don't shine, there's no chance of sunburning them, or somebody collecting them from you. I like collecting stray hairs.  |
Date: 12/13/2011 5:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Ummmmm, dingleberries. You could always plait `em up and make "green" ankle bracelets? I mean, what's more natural than a dingleberry? Holiday season is here and who isn't looking for a unique gift?  Write on, Smokin' Joe.....  |
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Date: 12/13/2011 6:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 64819
I wonder how long it takes him to see this. Teach him to tell people on my facebook I'm picking my nose.   |
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Date: 12/13/2011 6:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
LOL...Adora, I like your style! |
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Date: 12/13/2011 6:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Oh, I get it, now. See, I'm old and my head is slow. Sorry, Smokin' Joe. It was Adora. She weedled that comment out of me. |
Date: 12/13/2011 7:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 63201
LMBO!!! Too funny!!! Great job, Adora! I was thinking "Dingleberries? Really now?" LOL  |
Date: 12/13/2011 7:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 14314
LOL   |
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Date: 12/13/2011 7:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I would suggest freezing them so they'll last longer.  |
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Date: 12/13/2011 7:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
flash frozen Dongleberries...for that extra longevity when you need it |
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Date: 12/13/2011 7:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...a decorative touch to any chilled beverage - Martha Stewart. |
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Date: 12/14/2011 5:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 64365
a great garnish for Beans and Hamhocks |
Date: 12/14/2011 6:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Perhaps a safety deposit box at your bank?  |
Date: 12/14/2011 11:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 53427
My husband once knew a guy who would fart in jars, and collect them under his bed. No joke!  |
Date: 12/14/2011 12:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 63258
From where do you collect your dingleberries?? Are they all yours or are you EO? I can send along some if need be. Always there to help.  |
Date: 12/14/2011 4:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 53284
Sell them on ebay to other dingleberry collectors!  |
Date: 12/14/2011 6:30:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 54570
ANd now I the real SmoknJoe will have changed his USM password and will plot his very evil revenge. Cutting brake lines comes to mind. As far as my dingleberry collection. Its stashed away in a leadlined box in my sock drawer. Gonna give that to her for Christmas.... if she survives!!! |
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Date: 12/14/2011 6:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 64819
I love you sweetie. You gotta admit, I did good. I didn't even need your password  Besides, you're not gonna cut my brake lines, you've already invested time and money in your spawn, now a dutch oven on the other hand....... I'm terrified now. |
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Date: 12/14/2011 7:29:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 54570
still thinking evil thoughts... |
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Date: 12/14/2011 7:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 64819
Don't think too hard |
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