Have You Ever Wondered Why.........SC

Ever wondered................



1.Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?

2.Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

3.Why you never see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

4.Why "abbreviation" is such a long word?

5.Why Doctors call what they do a "Practice"?

6.Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Microsoft Windows?

7.Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

8.Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

9.Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?

10.Who tastes dog food when it has a "New & Improved" flavor?

11.Why Noah didn't swat those two darned mosquitoes?

12.Why they use a sterilized needle for lethal injections?

13.Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

14.Why they are called apartments, when they are all stuck together?

15.Why they call an airport a "Terminal" if flying is so safe?



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