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Worms..... SmoknJoe

  Author:  54570  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/5/2010 4:24:00 PM)
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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of Jack Daniels. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive

So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'





That pretty much ended the service.

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Date: 12/5/2010 4:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 63846    Haha, that's cute!  
Date: 12/7/2010 1:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 37843    LOL  
Date: 12/9/2010 4:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 11677    haha! Thanks for the laugh!  

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