Bumper Stickers... - - KRISTA - -

These are some bumper stickers people have seen and promptly reported. Enjoy.

Insanity: a small price to pay for sheer brilliance!

God loves you, he just has an unusual way of showing it

If at first you don't succeed, why bother? Your honor student will take care of it.

I have an IQ in the top 2%. Who cares about the other 95%?

I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.

Sanity is back-ordered. Sarcasm is in unlimited supply. (*cough*)

I'm so far behind, I thought I was first.

My idea of a team effort is a lot of people doing whatever I say.

That's irrelevant, and irrelevant never forgets

If I'm talking, everyone should be taking notes

I'm faster than a speeding ticket.

Well, at least the war on the environment is going well.

Just be happy I'm not a twin.

I'm not perfect, but I'm so close that it scares me.

You probably don't recognize me without the cape.

WWJD (Who Wants Jelly Donuts?

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

Cats make everything taste better. (Kiki, I'm talking to you. HAHA!)

Stable relationships are for horses.

Just say NO to negativity.

I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.

I poke badgers with spoons.

I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian! (Bonus points if you know what comedian said this first!)

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE!

If God is within, I hope he likes enchiladas!

National Sarcasm Society. (Like we need your support)

Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

I plan to live forever. So far, so good!

Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.

What I really need are minions.



I suppose I'll stop there. I'll make a sequel; trust me. -Krista/AppleSodaGirl

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