" Halloween Bash at USM " .... 10-7-09 ....... aimless

Well here it is halloween night,
I've seen some things that filled me with fright,
Kiki and LSR started flying with that broom,
Kiki had her claws out my eysight almost met it's doom.


Firstborn, Ms.Priss, Mrs. K, Release Me, and Mommabug are over at the witches pot,
and they're laughing an aweful lot,
plucking usmer's hair out "Johnny on the spot!"


BCAR, Kronk, MOA, and Hey Larry
are over there sucking down gin,
they're all so sloshed,
I need a crew so we can pick them up off the floor again.


Radman and Ginger,
can't be found,
they were hiding in the broom closet fooling around.


Chrissy PC, Sugarbear, Corky, Mayuka, Souldrifter and Paddybear
are under a wicked spell,
they won't admit it,
and anyone else who knows anything won't tell,
they're making caramel apples,
laughing and drinking some spiked snapple,
so eat them at your own risk,
For I'm sure they're made with some evil twist.


Bruiex, Heckler, Psyguy, Typo Demon, CC28, Hangman, Demon Slayer, and Saucerman
are all up to their old tricks again,
they're possessed and forgot their all friends,
they started the haunted hayride,
somehow they formed two demented teams,
and found two tractor machines,
the quiet night is now filled with their uncanny screams,
One from each team yells out,
"Straight ahead full force",
they're playing a game of chicken that could get worse,
and neither seems to be willing to steer off course.


Hey Paula yells out "Who's bobbing for apples?"
Banner's so blitzed she thought she asked for scrapple,
so she throws a gob of butter in a pan,
the flames went so high I turned around real quick so my hair wouldn't scorch,
but she took Zema's, Sur5r's, KyBluebird's, Oddy's, Rusure's and Vadia's
eyebrows off with that one woof of that torch.


Xlanthia, Spaccase, Brenda, Souldrifter, Posey, Tweeti, and Paddybear
are all hiding in a smoke screen of dry ice,
hoping that all these odd occurances won't strike twice,
they've snatched the last bottle that was kept on ice,
mixing all those drinks their rolling the dice.


Finally the night is winding down,
with the guys asleep it cut down on the sound,
the guys are all passed out in the corner,
Kiki's still screetching, someone should warn her,
it's after the hours of partying,
aimless walks over, and pours some catnip down,
And Yell's out "The rest of you go to bed you drunken clowns!"

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