Go to Unsolved Mystery Publications Main Index Go to Free account page
Go to frequently asked mystery questions Go to Unsolved Mystery Publications Main Index
Welcome: to Unsolved Mysteries 1 2 3
 
 New Mystery StoryNew Unsolved Mystery UserLogon to Unsolved MysteriesRead Random Mystery StoryChat on Unsolved MysteriesMystery Coffee houseGeneral Mysterious AdviceSerious Mysterious AdviceReplies Wanted on these mystery stories
 




Show Stories by
Newest
Recently Updated
Wanting Replies
Recently Replied to
Discussions&Questions
Site Suggestions
Highest Rated
Most Rated
General Advice

Ancient Beliefs
Angels, God, Spiritual
Animals&Pets
Comedy
Conspiracy Theories
Debates
Dreams
Dream Interpretation
Embarrassing Moments
Entertainment
ESP
General Interest
Ghosts/Apparitions
Hauntings
History
Horror
Household tips
Human Interest
Humor / Jokes
In Recognition of
Lost Friends/Family
Missing Persons
Music
Mysterious Happenings
Mysterious Sounds
Near Death Experience
Ouija Mysteries
Out of Body Experience
Party Line
Philosophy
Poetry
Prayers
Predictions
Psychic Advice
Quotes
Religious / Religions
Reviews
Riddles
Science
Sci-fi
Serious Advice
Strictly Fiction
Unsolved Crimes
UFOs
Urban Legends
USM Events and People
USM Games
In Memory of
Self Help
Search Stories:


Stories By AuthorId:


Google
Web Site   

Bookmark and Share



Obama Orders Stephen Colbert's Head Shaved

  Author:  19871  Category:(Interesting) Created:(8/8/2009 6:14:00 AM)
This post has been Viewed (1463 times)

The Colbert Report landed in Iraq for a week of USO shows starting Monday night, and Stephen Colbert did not disappoint a house packed with America's armed forces.

Near the end of the show, Colbert brought out Four-Star General Ray Odierno, who took issue with the host's infamously gelled hair.

"Stephen, if you want to do this right, you're gonna have to get your hair cut," he said.

"But without my hair, what would I blow dry?"

And that's when President Barack Obama made a special appearance on the show. Obama: General I overheard your conversation about Stephen's hair.

Colbert: Wait a second, you overheard? Are your spy satellites really that good?

Obama: No, but my ears are really that big. Now, as a man who understand the appeal of a close crop, I say if Stephen Colbert wants to play soldier, it's time to cut that man's hair.

Colbert: Wait a second wait a second.

Odierno: Sir, is that an order?

Obama: General, as the Commander in Chief, I hereby order you to shave that man's head.

Odierno: Yes sir, Mr. President



How it changed my life:

It's pretty cool how the president and the general got into the skit

You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here

Scroll all the way down to read replies.

Show all stories by   Author:  19871 ( Click here )

Halloween is Right around the corner.. .







 
Replies:      
Date: 8/8/2009 9:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 62881    That is an old segment...I saw the shows when they aired a couple of months ago.

I have been wondering how Obama has so much time on his hands to do TV. He has also been in a commercial with George Lopez advertising the new
Late, Late show.
  
Date: 8/8/2009 9:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 54444    good to see he has a sense of humor. pretty funny actually.  
Date: 8/8/2009 10:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 64604    Haha! I always love stephen colbert.  
Date: 8/8/2009 11:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 13546    Haha.. okay that was awesome! Gotta love Stephen Colbert!  
Date: 8/8/2009 6:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 22852    @}~~ I remember when that aired, it was funny then and is still funny   
Date: 8/8/2009 7:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 47218    Hey, Froggy- The show was done as a tribute to the troups in Iraq, and a lot of politicians- republicans and democrats- made appearances. I thought it was a very nice gesture by all of them.  
Date: 8/9/2009 4:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 32806    lol that is funny  
Date: 8/9/2009 4:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 32806    I think he actually looks better with cropped hair  

Find great Easter stories on Angels Feather
Information Privacy policy and Copyrights

Renasoft is the proud sponsor of the Unsolved Mystery Publications website.
See: www.rensoft.com Personal Site server, Power to build Personal Web Sites and Personal Web Pages
All stories are copyright protected and may not be reproduced in any form, except by specific written authorization

Pages:1466 542 167 236 1100 1597 737 522 1052 1300 144 753 605 710 110 263 1051 1246 1283 7 424 1305 563 987 1422 1298 27 1474 531 1064 251 1034 1552 902 441 154 723 1393 552 266 1049 427 617 973 1422 225 470 873 549 367 1472 383 1276 816 634 166 913 543 1146 1558 1158 1349 898 985 825 898 606 799 165 531 1140 1293 796 702 1244 1133 1221 1594 465 1378 760 950 876 310 672 295 1202 1454 878 361