Things get rocky with puns

I was in a chat room with some friends where someone was commenting how they'd look like leprechaun, the old evil traditional style.

The conversation went something like this:

Yes and you'll have to wear striped knickers and carry a shamrock. Since you're a old style leprechaun, we'll need a realrock to counter your evilness.

So where can we get a realrock?

We can always ask a Rolling Stone or the King of Rock and Roll. But first we'd have to catch the former and we can't ask any moss for help and the later is dead. So we're between a rock and a hard place. But since such plans probably wouldn't work, we need to seismograph paper to work out how to get around it then worry about where the fault lines. And we'd best bring in a Quake-r for the job cause they know how to get around it.

Never take puns for granite, it can get graphite. Although I think I've hit rock bottom with my slew of puns.

(I got duct taped at this point :3)



Hope you all have a marblelous time reading this.

And remember the best approach angle to solve any punny problem is the TRYangle

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