Military D>>>

there once lived a man who really loved the military. when he was old enough to enlist he did just that.

he had a bitter life as a child. his father was a military man himself. there were times when his father was not there at all, christmas was the worst. military D would buy and wrap his own presents. his parents never celebrated this holiday as they were dirt poor and his dad was not around. but the times that his father was there he was always drunk and would become mean, hitting on his own kids. later as (M.D) short for military D. had grown into a young man he decided to show his pops proud and go into the army.

during his training at bootcamp M.D. was pushed hard at all the tests. his drill sargeant did not like him and when no one was looking the sargeant often smacked him in the jaw, telling of how he would never be half the man his father was.

Military D>>> soon earned his stripes, he worked hard to prove them all wrong. finally the time had come for M.D. to go back to the real world of birth, school, work, death.

for whatever reason that stirred in his febbele brain military D decided he would find a woman dumb enough to be with him and start a family of his own. it didn't take long before he met mariah. she had holes in her head from a number of blood clot operations. he said the things she wanted to hear a man say and before long they were married.

they had two sons born unto this awefull planet. by this time military D was almost completly deranged. he found odd names for the two boys. one antolio, the other alfonzo. the two happless children followed the path of M.D. he was weird. so they also grew to be weird. he was never fathered or parented as a child and so it would be with his boys.

one day as the two sons had developed into their late teens, military D took a turn for the worst. something had come over him from all of his days of hard work, no loving from his cheating wife, and recluse from his boys. M.D maxed out his credit cards so he could start his own security company. bill collectors began coming to the door. one by one he would shun them all away.

M.D. grew weary of all of this. he often wondered aloud of who he should be in the next day. his oldest son had wanted to prank the old man. he saw an ad in the classified section of a tabloid magazine that read- become ordained leagally, just send a contribution of twenty dollars or more to the address below. a few weeks later the letter did arrive. it proclaimed that mr. military D was indeed a new member of their church, and yes, he was an ordained minister.

M.D. flipped out even worse! he thought all of this to be real. he bought cloaks. beads, books, even took pictures of himself in a priest collar. he was completly gone now.

the oldest son whom had played the prank on him finally confessed that it was all a joke to see how crazy he was. military D shook his head as he gripped his new priest collar. he turned to his son with disgust in his eyes. the last thing the boy heard was "yeah, yeah, well your moving out!"

M.D. spun around in his chair and when he looked back up, his eyeballs were gone!



the end... i think.

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