The mother lion had twin cubs. After two years she decided that they needed to learn to survive on their own so she left them. They decided they would be better off if they split up.
The first lion decided he would go to the country to hunt for prey. The second decided he would go to the city. They would meet back in a year to make sure that they were both ok.
One year later they met up and the one that went to the country was so fat he could barely walk. The one that went to the city was so skinny he was about to fall over. The country lion said "havent you been eatin?" He said "Yes I've been eating two a day!" The country lion said Ill go to the city with you and see what you are doing. You should be bigger than that.
They got to the city and the city lion stood on top of the DNC building and waited for someone to come out. When they did he jumped down. The poor guy screamed and had to use the bathroom.
The country lion says NOW I see what youre doing! Once you knock the wind and the poop out of a liberal theres nothin left! You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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