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Lame Christmas Jokes

  Author:  63172  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/18/2005 5:26:00 PM)
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Q: Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean?

A: Because snow man is an island.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !

Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ? Because it soots him !

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !

What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ? Freeze a jolly good fellow !

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar Santa drives a rusty car Press the starter Press the choke Off he goes in a cloud of smoke !

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !

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Date: 12/18/2005 5:30:00 PM  ( Admin )   Lol.. I love lame jokes.. these are great.
Date: 12/18/2005 5:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 63258    That deserves a Christmas GROAN! -KT  
Date: 12/18/2005 5:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 23101    Haa. Those were pretty funny. =p  
Date: 12/18/2005 5:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 39370    Who doesn't love a good graoner hehe.  
Date: 12/18/2005 5:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 48250    *LOL*...T/C  
Date: 12/18/2005 6:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 46069    What does an elf study in school? .... The elfabet.  
Date: 12/18/2005 6:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 53961    lol! Thanks!  
Date: 12/18/2005 7:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    These are funny Melissa! LMBO!  
Date: 12/18/2005 8:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 7830    these are cute!  
Date: 12/19/2005 12:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 62265    heh heh heh the stupid ones are always the funniest.  
Date: 1/22/2006 10:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 62993    Lol!  

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