Bush and Kerry decided to go fishing. Whoever got the most fish in three days could be president. They argued but finally decided on a small lake in wisconsin. They both got up early and headed out to the frozen lake.
The first day Bush had 10 fish. Kerry,who had all the answers but no plan,had caught none. Well everyone just assumes that he must be having a bad hair day and will do better the next day.
The next day Bush returns and has 30 fish! Clinton takes Kerry aside and says I think George is a low life cheater.Go out tomorrow and spy on him. See what he is doing.
The third day after Bush comes back with 50 fish,and again,Kerry has none,Bill again takes Kerry aside. He said George was cheating wasn't he? Kerry said "he sure was Bill!He was cutting holes in the ice!" You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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