A priest,a republican, and a democrat are on an airplane. It suddenly starts losing altitude. The pilot bails out and there are only two parachutes left. They automatically begin discussing who should take the two remaining chutes.
The democrat says,well I have done so much work protesting for my country,I always vote and speak up no matter who I might offend. It is obvious we are the more intelligent party,the world cant do without people like me! He grabbed one of the remaining chutes and jumped out.
The priest looks at the republican and says "well son,I have lived a long and full life,I have a loving relationship with God and I am not afraid to die. You take the last one. The republican begins to laugh and says "dont worry about it father,grab one of the chutes,the genious jumped out with my knapsack! You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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