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  Author:  63172  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/8/2005 4:14:00 PM)
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I have learned so much from "internet people." I got my first computer 7 1/2 years ago and I thought I was worldly. After meeting people from all over the world I found out I have been isolated lol. I used to have a collection of quotes from people online,some serious,some wise,but mostly just hilarious.

I lost my list when I lost my first computer but I thought I would post a few and invite you all to post any if feel like it.

The most bizarre was probably when I entered a chat room and there was two people having a lively conversation,I dont know what they were talking about but it must have been something,when I logged on the first sentence I saw in the room was "I dont care what you say you cant trip a dog,its just got too many legs."

An Arkansas friend of mine taught me "trying to be rational with an irrational person is like trying to teach a pig to sing,exhausts you and annoys the pig."

A friend from Arizona that just doesnt realize what she says sometimes once said "I dont need anyone to expose my private life,I have nothing to hide,I'll expose myself first!" (she was talking about her ex husbands threat to expose her "secrets."

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Date: 12/8/2005 5:02:00 PM  ( Admin )   I love the pig one. Thanks.. I will remember that one.
Date: 12/8/2005 5:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 39370    LOL at the tripping dog comment!  
Date: 12/8/2005 6:51:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63172    I once had a page full of such uh gems lol glad you guys liked them  
Date: 12/8/2005 7:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 14314    You cant trip a dog, LOLOLOL God Bless  
Date: 1/1/2006 5:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 62993    Lol! Thanks for sharing.  

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