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The scientists and the bears *lame joke alert*

  Author:  63172  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/2/2005 5:54:00 PM)
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Two scientists decided to do a joint study on polar bears. They were dropped off in antarctica. One scientist was from Russia the other was from Czechoslavakia. After not hearing from them for a few weeks the governments decided to do a search and rescue mission. They tracked the scents to a bears den and found two bears but no sign of the researchers.

They noticed one bear was a large male and the other was a female. They subdued the bears and xrayed them and discovered they had swallowed the scientists! They removed one from the females stomach. One of the rescuers said this is the Russian! You know what that means? The other said yeah THE CZECH IS IN THE MALE!

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Replies:      
Date: 12/2/2005 6:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 45630    lol yes very lame. I wonder though, if you bounced the male bear would it be a "bounced czech".  
Date: 12/2/2005 6:12:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63172    LMBO Kurt! Or if being in Antarctica made it a cold Czech?  
Date: 12/2/2005 6:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 63121    lol, I like that one. [{{_~*`PRISCILLA`*~_}}]  
Date: 12/2/2005 7:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 12709    Hahaha  
Date: 12/2/2005 7:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 43015    LoL..even though i dont really get it..i think i do..but yet i dont know..but LOL =P  
Date: 12/3/2005 12:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 62220    -snort-  
Date: 1/25/2007 6:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 49354    LOL!  

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