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My niece *the reason there is blonde jokes*

  Author:  63172  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/24/2005 4:15:00 PM)
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My niece is 21,I'll say that because when you say niece people imagine a small child. Teresa is a sweetheart but she is one of those blondes that keep the blonde jokes going lol.

She told me this story today at Thanksgiving and keeping with my full disclosure with USM I will let you all have a laugh at her expense.(she doesn't mind she loves it lol) Yesterday Teresa went with her husband and a friend to Sav-A-Lot. She and her friend Cheryl waited in the car while Chris went inside the store.

Cheryl said she noticed Teresa begin to panic all at once. She screamed Cheryl the car is rolling do something! Cheryl didn't understand because the car wasn't moving at all. Teresa had been napping in the back of the car. When she raised up she saw the truck beside them backing out and she thought it was their car going forward! Cheryl said she was trying to open the car door and jump out. That would have been so funny to be in the parking lot and see that!

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Date: 11/24/2005 5:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 19871    lol  
Date: 11/24/2005 6:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 55967    That has actually happened to me before, on a few occasions. I then looked around and saw that MY car was stationary. lol.  
Date: 11/24/2005 6:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 39370    LOL too funny!  
Date: 11/24/2005 7:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 62993    Lol! Thanks for sharing.  
Date: 11/24/2005 8:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    ROTFLMBO! (I really shouldn't laugh but it is too funny)  
Date: 11/24/2005 9:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 62849    LMAO that totally freaks me out. The worst is when I'm in the car with my boyfriend (he drives a standard) and he pulls into a spot and it happens when he puts on the emergency brake. I always freak out because I think the brake is failing, LMAO! Tell your niece she's not alone... and that it happens to a brunette, too!! -Beags  
Date: 11/24/2005 10:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 14314    LOLOLOLOLOL, very funny. God Bless  
Date: 11/24/2005 10:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 11341    Its happened to me too and Im not a blonde LOL  
Date: 11/24/2005 11:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 12709    Hahahaha.. I've thought that, too, about my car. But I've never freaked out.. I usually figure out what's happening before panic sets in.  
Date: 11/25/2005 8:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    LMBO!!!  
Date: 11/25/2005 9:43:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63172    She will be glad to know she is in good company lol. Makes me feel better too,I thought Teresa was the only one that did that  
Date: 11/25/2005 9:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 12006    ROFL.  
Date: 11/25/2005 11:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 28190    That sooooo sounds like something my sister would do.. ROFLMAO! She and her husband went shopping for a refridgerator once, and they came across the small refridgerators.. When they were done they stopped by our house and Tamara came in stating,"Mom you would never believe what Jeff and I saw while shopping!!!" Mom says,"What???" Then Tamara Exclaimed,"They make refridgerators for Short people! They are this big (holding her hand obove her knees), I didnt know they made those for short people like that!"... We all died laughing, then mom says still laughing,"Tamara, those are Camper refridgerators!" LOL *hugs*  
Date: 11/25/2005 12:08:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63172    Lol fridges for short people. that was a good one  
Date: 11/29/2005 8:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 37843    LOL!! Atleast she had been sleeping... I'd just put my car into park and turned it off one day when my cousin started yellin "Guys! Guys! Don't get out we're rollin! Lyndsey put it in park!" She thought we were rollin too and she was totally awake, and she's brunett... LOL  

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