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Actual Car Insurance Claims

  Author:  63172  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/21/2005 5:00:00 PM)
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"The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind." (Thanks Sharon Burrows)

"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."

"I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."

Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: Travelled by bus?

The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were - Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.

"I started to turn and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered at the verge. This distraction caused me to lose concentration and hit a billboard."

"On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke."

"I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight"

"Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo."

"The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again"

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."

"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."

"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way"

"A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face"

"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car"

"I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car."

"I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident."

"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."

"I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."

"Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."

"I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it."

"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."

"I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."

"As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before."

"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian."

"My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle."

"I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull."

"I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him."

"The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him."

"I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car."

"The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."

"The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing. "

"I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way."

"I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before."

"When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car."

"The accident happened when the right front door of a car came round the corner without giving a signal."

"No one was to blame for the accident but it would never have happened if the other driver had been alert."

"I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries."

"The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him."

"The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle."



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Date: 11/21/2005 5:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 3835    Lol, makes me feel safe out there on the road   
Date: 11/21/2005 5:12:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 63172    Hehe.I liked the mother in law one.That would make me head over an enbankment  
Date: 11/21/2005 5:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 11341    I couldnt help it, I LOL for real LOL!  
Date: 11/21/2005 5:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    I liked the fractured skull one.  
Date: 11/21/2005 6:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 11199    very very funny  
Date: 11/21/2005 6:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 63258    I think I've seen some of these folks on the roads right here in Va.! -KT  
Date: 11/21/2005 7:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 63077    BWAAAHAHAHA! So I got up and hit him again. Amazing.   
Date: 11/21/2005 8:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 7830    heeheeeee  
Date: 11/21/2005 10:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 36766    "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car" LMAO!  
Date: 11/22/2005 7:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 26203    "The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him."

lmao lmao lmao omg they all cracked me up
  
Date: 11/23/2005 12:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 26227    ....and these people are still on the road!!!  
Date: 11/25/2005 6:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 39370    LOL If I ever get in a wreck I'm blaming it on Voodoo :P  
Date: 11/26/2005 10:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 63201    Some of these I haven't seen before LOL  
Date: 9/1/2010 12:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 63026    lol some people will say anything to pass the blame  

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