Disorder in the court(actual transcripts)

The following quotes were things people actually said in courts.They were complied into a book by a court transcriptionist.

Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th. Q: What year? A: Every year.

2. Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

3. Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

4. Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years.

5. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke. A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan.

6. Q: And where was the location of the accident? A: Approximately milepost 499. Q: And where is milepost 499? A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

7. Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

8. Q: Did you blow your horn or anything? A: After the accident? Q: Before the accident. A: Sure, I played for 10 years. I even went to school for it.

9. Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes, voodoo.

10. Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue Lights flashing? A: Yes. Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car? A: Yes, sir. Q: What did she say? A: What disco am I at?

11. Q:(Attorney):Officer do you have a locker in the police gym? A:Yes sir,I do Q:Do you keep it locked? A:Yes sir,I do Q:If you trust your fellow officers so much why do you lock it? A:because sometimes lawyers walk through there

12. Q:You told the police you felt my client was an honest person A:She is,she said she was going to kill him and she did

13. Q:Was it you or your brother that was killed in vietnam?

14. Q:What is your relationship to this defendant? A:She is my daughter Q:And was she your daughter on June 17,1979?

15. Q:And do you drink on duty? A:No.I am only drunk at work if I am already drunk when I come to work.

16. Q:These stairs that go down to the basement,do they also go up?

17. Q:Was the victim dead when you performed the autopsy? A:No,he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing the autopsy.

18. Judge to defendant:You look familiar to me,where have we met? Defendant:I'd rather not say your honor Judge:You had better say or I'll hold you in contempt Defendant:O.K.,I was your bookie

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