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Crazy Grandma And The Computer...and me ~ BoomBoom

  Author:  26733  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/4/2004 4:03:00 PM)
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My grandmother is one of those types of people that are old and they just found out about the computer and now they are completly and utterly hooked on.

If Grandmas computer is running slow...

She says the reason her computer is running to slow is because we have to much stuff on our computer. Mind you that she does not live with us...

She doesnt think that maybe her computer is running to slow because she has AOL - AIM - YAHOO - MSN Messenger and Media Player are open and running at the same time.

And the pop ups...

There is adware ontop of spyware on her computer so there is tons of pop ups...I would tell her just close out those pop ups she just says "nonono wait..." and proceede to click on them...thats when I just gave up.

When Grandma sighns onto AIM...

You know when you sign on to AIM or AOL on two different computers and it says this SN is signed on at another location....she says that I have her password and I go on her account...not knowing that she didnt sign off at her house.

She thinks me, my mother, and my father have her password.

She called me today cursing me out about something about her AOL. I'm just looking at my mom like "grandmas nuts" and shes just lauging.

I signed up for AOL's free whatever whatever thing and now she thinks that I have a screen name on her account and I mess with her settings. She keeps threatening me like "Im gonna shut off your screen name, you not going to go online" Im thinking to myself...I have a cable modem.

Loooovvvveeeee Grandmaaaa

~Matt aka BoomBoom

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Date: 1/4/2004 4:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hiya, Matt I think it's neat when the older generation gets into high-tech. Grandmas are like that. Gotta love 'em I enjoyed your telling. Write on..  
Date: 1/4/2004 4:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 37449    Hahahah! Omg, one grandmother of mine.. had never touched a compute rin her life and never will.. and the other one was great on it for a while.. then it started to mess up and that was the end of that! ahah Thanks for a laugh!  
Date: 1/4/2004 4:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 53008    LOL!!!!! i have a grandma that is just like that. she got the computer about a year ago and is hook and still doesnt know what to do all the time. when ever she goes on the puter after i have and everything not the way she is used to... she yells at me and tells me i broke it. LOL  
Date: 1/4/2004 4:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 40979    LOL aww she sounds like my mamaw . She has a pc but she has no idea how to work it ! :-p she signs up for all this stuff ...every pop up that comes up she goes to the address and signs up for what ever it is ...:-P  
Date: 1/4/2004 5:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    That's so cute. I wish I had grandparents to tease, lol.  
Date: 1/4/2004 5:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 26733    Older Indivduals are great. lol Ocean, my grandmother does the samething...im just like no...please dont click that...and she would just do it anyway. Loooovvveee the selective hearing. Matt aka  
Date: 1/4/2004 5:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    Boom Boom! Faints! OMG! Good to see ya!   
Date: 1/4/2004 6:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 3263    LOL!! I don't think my grandma even knows how to turn one ON!  
Date: 1/4/2004 8:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 13546    LOL!!! Your gramma .. *hehe* My gramma loves the computer.. she plays casino games on it.. its so cute.. she doesn't do anything else though.. it scares her.. Awwwww.. *hehe* .. *hugs* Matt! and Love,  
Date: 1/5/2004 12:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 51587    LOL Oh god...poor you or whoever....my gmas friend is stupid when it comes to computers even tho she has one..she things email is an im..haha *huggs*  
Date: 1/5/2004 12:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 12133    Sounds like my mom, to a point, although she is a LITTLE better. I run Ad-Aware, every time i think of it, on hers, and she's always like "I just ran that, an hour ago..123 spyware programs come up...."Gee mom, what sites have you BEEN to, in that hour??"  
Date: 1/11/2004 12:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 24430    Gotta love those grandmothers who are paranoid but in denial about it! LoL I soooo kno what you mean, my mother and grandmother are the exact same way. Thanx for posting, I almost forgot about how funny older ppl can be!   
Date: 1/17/2004 5:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 28270    Lol, how funny. That would drive me nuts if I were you!!  

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