Story Time with Uncle Jack

Gather around kids and you'll hear my tale
of the story about the time I became king of Arizona
It was a long while ago, off in Whales,
I met the Quenn and she gave me my rhino

It wasn't long before that
I had met John Wayne in a grocery store
I stole his cowboy hat
and that's why the grass is green

So I walked all 10,000 miles
back to America from Italy on my running shoes
Holding your breathe for such a long while
Doesn't make you arthritis any better

So I came home saw a great disaster
The country was taken by force
By a great Canadian Kung-Fu master
But of course I saved the day

Then they said the west needed direction
So I hopped on my rhino and went
I beat out Lincoln in the big election
And Everyon's loved me since

So tell your friends of my travels
Tell them how I'm The man
No judge will ever bag their gavles
at the man they call critically insane

So ends story time Kids
With good old Uncle Jack
Now please close your eyelids
while I take a swig from my flask...
of cough medicine

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