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The 16 year old .......................LPF

  Author:  49546  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/19/2003 4:42:00 AM)
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It was many years since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it. He offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She Agreed. He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."

"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too.

Tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."

When the boy arrived home he told his mother. She nodded and said,

"Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread,free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years. Then watch the Expression on HIS face!"

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Date: 6/19/2003 5:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 56297    LMAO thats 2 funny hahaha  
Date: 6/19/2003 6:19:00 AM  From Authorid: 42703    hehehe kinda funny,but kinda sad.  
Date: 6/19/2003 8:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 35720    LOL  
Date: 6/19/2003 9:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 46515    LOL!!  
Date: 6/19/2003 1:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 59241    LOL, That was funny +Dark Lotus+  
Date: 6/19/2003 4:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 48989    LOL  
Date: 6/19/2003 10:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 62212    lol
Date: 6/20/2003 12:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 62171    lol  
Date: 6/20/2003 1:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 61966    LMBO!! Good one! Thanks for sharing it with us all. -BreathingBody  
Date: 6/20/2003 3:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 57079    HAHAHAHAHA!!! that was GREAT! <3 always, 4 ever insne  
Date: 6/20/2003 3:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 57871    lol
Date: 6/26/2003 2:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 54725    lol! Great joke! Keep posting!  
Date: 6/27/2003 5:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 7672    That's a good one !
  

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