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Blonde Jokes

  Author:  12828  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/1/2000 4:16:00 PM)
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Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?

to see what was on the ther side!

How do you kill a one armed blonde

Put him into onto a single branch of a tree and wave to him!

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up

Shine a flash light in thier ear.

Why are blondes and Beer bottles the same, they are both empty from the neck up!

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Date: 9/1/2000 4:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 14254    LOL! My fiance is blonde! She'll hate me for liking these. Blue Moon  
Date: 9/1/2000 7:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 8374    heheh i don't like blondes that much either...lol thanx for telling us!  
Date: 9/1/2000 9:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 14358    LoL, those are very good! I have to say some of those to my friend. ~~*Lita2003*~~
Date: 9/2/2000 9:20:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 12828    Pixie I didnt say I hated or liked them after all i am blonde   
Date: 9/2/2000 10:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 12709    Those were pretty good Blizz!  
Date: 9/2/2000 7:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 6199    lol there were funny!  
Date: 9/2/2000 7:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 13662    lol
Date: 9/2/2000 10:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 14108    Very funny  
Date: 9/3/2000 8:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 13841    Nice to know that some are classic!LOL!  
Date: 9/3/2000 9:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 11199    good ones. hahaha, funny
  
Date: 9/3/2000 2:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 14934    LOL
Date: 9/14/2001 4:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 10534    lol i love blonde jokes! hehe  
Date: 8/23/2003 6:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 62273    LOL  
Date: 2/28/2013 11:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    So many blonde jokes have gone around and around lol   

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