check out these funny away messages!!!.......-LDB

ALL AWAY MESSAGES HAVE COME FROM MUTEDFAITH.COM

here are some funny away messages i thought yal might wanna use or read!!! have fun

I fell out of a 10th-story window and a garbage man came and scraped my bloody mess off the pavement and put it in a plastic bag then I got dumped into the river and a fish ate me then a fisherman caught it and what was left of me fell out of the fish's mouth and some random passing witch reincarnated me and made me be her slave so now I'm locked in her dungeon awaiting some punishment or other. Do you think you could send a messenger penguin for me? yeah, thanks.

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I am out on a mass murder right now. Leave your name, number, and address, and I'll kill you -- I mean, cal you -- as soon as possible.

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You have just recieved the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation.

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I love ice cream. Can you eat? I can eat! Can you sing really loud? No? OK! Watch me! LALAALALALALA!! Keys are funny. Are they metal for a reason? I wanna play doe key. That would rule. I can be so annoying that your head will implode. Implode is a funny word. Did you know that..um..I forgot! Oh yeah! Shnapple is a funny word too! Is shnapple even a word? Maybe. Gorgonzola cheese is good. Most cheese is good, too. I have 3 notebooks. The first one has Zim on it! The second has pretty butterflies! The third is just blue! Hey!! Blue is a funny word too! Blue blue blue!!!! The sky is blue. I asked my dad why the sky was blue, and he answered me, but I forgot what he said. Why do hands have ten fingers? I want fourteen fingers! I could type faster. But that wont help you very much, because I'm not here, which is why I wrote all that!

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Hello from the Community of the Insane Asylum! We are sorry to announce that the occupant of this screen name is not here right now. They are currently rocking to-and-fro in a straight jacket, in a padded room. Please leave a message and they will get back to you as soon as they have regained sanity. Which may take quite a while, but we hope that you care enough about them to wait.

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Hi! This is my away message. You can: a.) Leave a message, b.) write me an e-mail, or c.) rip off all your clothes and run around the block naked yelling "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA." While this may not help you get a message to me any sooner, you will quickly meet some very nice, understanding people in white coats who will be happy to listen to you

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I'm sorry I can't come to the computer right now, please leave a message..thanks! *beep* HELP! THE EVIL PINK BUNNIE SLIPPERS ARE ATTACKING!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *gun shot* I think I got one, I think I-- *beep*

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I will be right back as soon as I find out what this button- ::KABOOM::

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.3333333333333333333333... Once you start, you can't stop. Just say NO to repeating decimals.

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they're taking me to the funny farm, they're taking me to the funny farm, they're taking me to the funny farm, they're taking me to the funny farm, they're taking me to the funny farm, they're taking me to the funny farm, they're taking me to the funny farm, the funny farm! the funny farm! NNNoooo don't let them take me! oh thats a pretty little stait jacket they have! i hope i get the padded room

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A B C D E F G gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue, the yellow just ate my shoe.

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* [ insert screename here ] sneakes away from the camp* hehe stupid Frodo can't even protect the ring in his sleep *runs stealth-like through the underbrush and sees a bright light* hmm?..................... Harry Potter??!! What the heck are you doing here?!!!! Harry: WHOOPS!!!!! WRONG FORBIDDEN FOREST!

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We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary screen name. Please rotate your computer 90 degrees and try typing again.

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Remember JESUS LOVES YOU... Everyone else thinks you're an idiot

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If you want to hear me screaming in agonizing pain, press 1. If you want to hear the demonic creature's terrifying maniacal laughter, press 2. If you want to hear the demonic creatures munching on my dead flesh, press 3. Other wise please hold the IM.

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I am currently stalking someone. If you would like to leave your name (first, middle, and last), home, work, and recreational address(es), the telephone number(s) at which you can be reached (please list them in asending order from twleve midnight through the twenty-four-hour cycle, depending on the time at which you can be reached there), your social security number, pager number - heck, throw in your friends' phone, address, and pager info too, just in case you aren't home or at work or anywhere visible from a high place with high power binoculars - your parent's personal information would be useful too - I will get you- get back to you soon.

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Twinkle twinkle little star, bet you're wondering where we are. Where I am now is not your concern, So leave me a message for when I return, And if you can make your message rhyme, I'm get back to you in half the time

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NOOO!!! THE VOICES!!!! *looks up* oh, it's you...

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i'm hideing from the men in white coats. We've been playing hide'n'seek for weeks, and they still haven't found me! Tee Hee Hee

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You are IMer 982731 and grand prize winner of a new car! Please stare at your screen for trhe next 25 minutes to receive your car. Thank You. If you dont see your car in the seconds following that you have probably gone blind.Were sorry for wasting your time!

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Error #104: The user has gone into away mode. An error has occured in the user's status and they are no longer responding. If you experience this problem often maybe you're talking to the wrong people. Press any key to continue.

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l'm sorry but I have died. I will try to reach you as soon as I have been reincarnated.

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there are some i could not post due 2 words!!!....but if u woul like them ..than just send me a message

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