Discover Your Inner Squirrel! -Underground

What would your life have been like if you were a squirrel? If, like myself, you have ever pondered that very question, then this simple test may put your mind to rest.



1. When you go to the grocery store, do you:

(A. Casually buy what you need, and stick pretty close to your list) (B. Tell the employees what they're doing wrong, then take things from others people's carts) (C. Head to the candy aisle first, then to the samples, and ride the cart home)



2. When you're out with friends on saturday night, do you:

(A. Stick with your group and have a bit of fun, but go home early) (B. "Who needs friends? I'm only here for the booze") (C. Climb up on anything that will hold you, and start dancing)



3. You always cross the same street at the same time of day. This is because:

(A. There's a cyclist who always gives you cookies) (B. There's a car that gets on your nerves, and you're trying to run it off the road) (C. You like to test your jumping skills when that convertible drives by)



4. You're happily eating earwigs on your favorite branch, when the neighbor's dog runs over to your tree. You are safe from harm, but you want the dog to get lost. You:

(A. Climb higher, and ignore the dog. You know the owner is coming for it anyway) (B. Take a leak on it) (C. Make bets with your friends that you can ride the beast, without being eaten, and you walk away rich)



5. You're favorite time of day is:

(A. Day break, because the birds are singing, and flowers are blooming) (B. The dead of night, because everyone stays out of your way) (C. Afternoon, because you love an audience)



Mostly 'A's

You're the Squirrelie squirrel: You're a lover, not a fighter. You have a pleasent and cute sense of humor, and are everyone's friend. You are quite patient, and caring with others. You don't like to make people angry. But, when you know there's trouble, you scurry to the top of a street lamp. You can be manipulative, at times, and you usually get away with it. You graciously accept the gifts that you've conned out of people, and be on your merry way.



Mostly 'B's

You're the Ready squirrel: Reared up, and ready. If something is going to happen, you won't let it happen without you. You are sarcastic and cynical, but you always get your point across. You ignore rules and charity, and you bite the hand that feeds you. When someone offers a stale ice-cream cone, you know they're just trying to deny you the yummy, fresh, salty potato chip that you deserve. You don't give up easily, either. When a door is opened, you believe it has opened just for you. You are also a relentless defender of your turf. You don't fall for puppy-dog eyes, and can often be seen chasing Squirrlie squirrels.



Mostly 'C's

You're the Kamikaze squirrel: Cunning and fearless, you are the most adventurous of the three. Your sense of humor usually involves foreign objects, and the words "I'll bet I can fit eight of those in my mouth." You are always looking for a good time. You run the longest telephone wire, and you see a closed window as a challenge. You only take notice of what is right in front of you, and are impressed by shiney things. You are always the life of the party, and it often takes a bop on the head from a feather duster to get you out of the house.

Now you are free to enjoy your new life as a squirrel!



-Underground Tiger-

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