Things you wouldnt want to hear on an airplane

1. we'll be on the ground in 10 mins..one way or another.

2. OMG, Steve!! Were going to crash!!..Oops is this intercom on??

3. Welcome aboard flight 109 you bunch of jerks!!

4. passengers on the left side of the plane-Does that engine sound funny to you??

5. This is..uhh..this is..uhh your hmmm..i seem to have lost my memory..

6. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini?? and keep em comming..

7. AHHHHH!! just kidding.

8. were cruising at an altitude of..ahh heck i dont know.

9. could sombody come up here and tell me what this button does??

10. This is your captain speaking and i dont feel that life is worth living anymore..

lol i thought these were pretty funny!! hope you like em!!

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