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Date: 3/15/2002 7:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 28071
Gee, usually just saying shut-up works for me.  Dave  |
Date: 3/15/2002 7:59:00 AM
From Authorid: 35629
Okay i had to look so :P and no way is my man going to get away with that mmmhmmmmm and uh huh anymore hehehe.  |
| Date: 3/15/2002 8:04:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37354 You women were not supposed to look, Nightmare Gal. Men across the nation are going to be quite angry with me. Hugo |
Date: 3/15/2002 8:07:00 AM
From Authorid: 33925
Oh this is just a "male" tactic?? I do this with my husband all the time! :P:P xoxo  |
| Date: 3/15/2002 8:11:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37354 A husband who actually attempts meaningful conversation with his wife? Next thing you are going to tell me, Ladyluck, is he cooks and cleans also. Hugo |
Date: 3/15/2002 8:12:00 AM
From Authorid: 25390
OMG Dave and Hugo, LMAO. Believe me, women do it too! When I'm not interested, I jusnerally just go "yah, uh huh" but look really interested. And my mind is thinking, "OMG! Look at that giant green booger hanging out of his nose!"  |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:16:00 AM
From Authorid: 25390
Jusnerally?? LMAO.....that should be generally |
Date: 3/15/2002 8:16:00 AM
From Authorid: 42792
I know when my man is doing this and it is always the perfect time for me to hit him up for cash or anything else that he would normally say no to. Having said that, perhaps you men should pay a little bit more attention. Do what women do, we have sensors, i.e.: If my man is rambling on, I can ignore him effectively unless he says key words such as $ for new rims for the car or I'm going away for the weekend and you're not invited. So you see, it is necessary to be programmed to communicate properly.  |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:17:00 AM
From Authorid: 33925
Well Hugo, now that you mention it...NO..and I didnt say the conversation had to be meaningful..I just said when he speaks..period...LOL...MEN do not have meaningful conversations...they make noise thats just about it...xoxo |
| Date: 3/15/2002 8:20:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37354 Since I am on the verge of the USM death penalty due to misinterpreted comments, I need to clarift Gilligan was a fictional character and I do not actually support killing any human being. Hugo |
Date: 3/15/2002 8:20:00 AM
From Authorid: 2030
Usually I keep the Humms or Ahummms to a minimum as she tends to think then that I'm interupting her. When she stops for air I'll throw in a quick "absolutely!" and go back to daydreaming I'm wearing the "Jason" mask and chasing her around with a machete.  |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 42792
Mrs. Howle made me nausiated |
| Date: 3/15/2002 8:21:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37354 Thanks for the warning,NKA. Us men are a little slow at this communication thing.Hugo |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:22:00 AM
From Authorid: 2030
I think Mrs. Howell was the most useless and should have been cooked and eaten early on in the series. |
Date: 3/15/2002 8:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 20750
lmao!  |
| Date: 3/15/2002 8:24:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37354 I would have locked up that woman too. Keep her and Gilligan together and hope she is past child bearing age. Hugo |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:24:00 AM
From Authorid: 33925
Oh BCAR..Mrs. Howle had her uses..Im thinking Hugo is right about Gilligan..How did that boy mangage as long as he did without the crew not slaughtering him?? Man they could have done it and gotten away with it...who would have known? xoxo |
Date: 3/15/2002 8:24:00 AM
From Authorid: 44960
HeeHee, had to take a looksie!!,,,Men say "mm hmm's" and "uh huh's" cause they lack the ability to carry on a meaningful conversation with a woman!!....LOL...We still live you Hugo!!!  |
Date: 3/15/2002 8:25:00 AM
From Authorid: 13969
I think you are wrong. If what you are talking about is your idea of 'communicating', then I'd hate to see how it is when you aren't communicating. There should be real communication in a relationship. Not just mmmhmm, uh-huh. Sometimes even the little stuff is important to just talk about...and nothing should be more important than just talking!  Love,  |
Date: 3/15/2002 8:26:00 AM
From Authorid: 14474
Wow, I know this is all in fun, but please tell me you are not all really this sexist!  |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:27:00 AM
From Authorid: 20750
Bcar is!! |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:28:00 AM
From Authorid: 20750
hehehehehhehee! |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:28:00 AM
From Authorid: 2030
Darn Right I am!! Now go bake me a pie or something. |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:29:00 AM
From Authorid: 44960
LMAO!!!! |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:30:00 AM
From Authorid: 44960
*thinks BCAR is a little insecure*....LOL |
| Date: 3/15/2002 8:30:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37354 communication is over-rated. It sells a lot of books. Grandpa and Grandma never were subjected to this communication mumbo-jumbo and marriages lasted forever back then. Hugo |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:31:00 AM
From Authorid: 20750
lmao! |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:31:00 AM
From Authorid: 42792
to cover myself in my new post ...excuse my poor spelling of nauseated. |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:32:00 AM
From Authorid: 33925
I communicate to my husband all the time..I point and he looks to see where I pointed and reads my mind...it works very well! :P xoxo |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:34:00 AM
From Authorid: 44960
LOL@LLsis!! |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:35:00 AM
From Authorid: 13969
Communication is NOT overrated. And how do you know what all grandma and grandpa went through. Were you there? Marriages didn't last forever back then. As for the books, yeah we need them. We need to learn how to communicate and be honest. My relationship with my significant other thrives on just being honest and listening to each other. This is partially why some marriages don't last. They don't listen to each other and really get to know each other! Love, |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:35:00 AM
From Authorid: 2030
LOL! I make up for it though, Miss. Priss, mainly through sheer stupidity. (It detracts from the real issue). |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:37:00 AM
From Authorid: 44960
To communicate with a man...You have to keep things Really SIMPLE!!!...LOL |
| Date: 3/15/2002 8:37:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37354 I wish I could get away with the,"Absolutely". Ihave found mine will raise her voice and say,"Are,you listening?" without the mm hmm's or uh huh's.This actually causes me to hear her, Are you listening? query, causing me to lose focus on the Gilligan situation. Women are quite annoying creatures at times. Hugo |
Date: 3/15/2002 8:37:00 AM
From Authorid: 18527
Happy Ides of March Hugo... ((HUGS)) you always brighten my day!  |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 18527
mmm-hhhmmmm |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 14474
Communication is the only way to successfully know each other and happily coexist. It is the mechanism on which human relationships are based, from small interpersonal relationships to mass global relationships. The quality of your relationship is directly connected to the quality of your communication. If you choose a poor method of communication, your relationships will function poorly. Simple as that. 'Nuff said. |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 2030
I've gotten to know my wife as well as I want to. I think when I comes to keeping a marriage together, Fear, is a wonderfull motivator. I'm afraid she'd find me if I ran away. |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:41:00 AM
From Authorid: 33925
Yea...Hugo..we can be annoying cant we?? But what would you do without us?? :P:P xoxo |
Date: 3/15/2002 8:43:00 AM
From Authorid: 23610
Hmmmmm....who is your significant other? A Golden Retriever? LOL :P  |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 25390
Forget that! BCAR get into that kitchen wearing nothing but a "kiss the cook" apron! I wanna see sweat! |
| Date: 3/15/2002 8:44:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37354 I must admit the house would not be near as clean without the little woman around. There are a couple other things she does pretty well. Hugo |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 13969
*starts screaming and beings to pull hair out* Some men just don't have a clue, do they??? love, |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 44960
Men can communicate sometimes, when theres an arguement they always get the last 2 words in. And those last 2 words are..."Yes Dear"!!!!...LOL |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 14474
Hugo you are just trying your best to incite a riot, aren't you? Honestly, though, its not even funny. That's like joking about the holocaust. |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 25390
yes hugo. mmm hmmm. How nice. |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 2030
Those are just the last two words "YOU" hear Miss. Priss. There are two more we say when we're out of hearing distance. |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 2030
LOL@Odd. Are you about to "riot" also? |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 14474
Maybe I should be a little more light hearted, BCAR, but what is it with the "we" stuff? Now there's teams? |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:51:00 AM
From Authorid: 33925
Yea Hugo..I hear ya...and men are pretty handy for taking out the trash, unclogging the flush, changing the oil in the car...you know the trivial things that us women cannot be bothered with...LOL...xoxo |
| Date: 3/15/2002 8:52:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37354 Gotta go for a little while. Hope I have not stirred anything up. Hugo |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:52:00 AM
From Authorid: 2030
I prefer to talk about my self in third person. As in "Run to the kitchen and bring us a beer". |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:54:00 AM
From Authorid: 44960
LOL@BCAR!! |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 25390
Me? Riot??? Perish the thought!!!! |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 25390
LOL Ladyluck....I prefer to change my own oil myself! Nothing like getting dirty! Then guys come up to you and go, "do you need help with that?" Perfect opportunity to do the "bend and snap" routine! |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 2030
Yea Hugo Leave me here alone, It's O.K. I've got it under control. |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:58:00 AM
From Authorid: 23610
Oh....gotta go walk the Golden? *wink* |
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Date: 3/15/2002 8:59:00 AM
From Authorid: 25390
BCAR I think you have it in control just as much as your adult diapers. |
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Date: 3/15/2002 9:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 20750
Bcar in diapers?? Now thats at leat worth $50 bucks to see! |
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Date: 3/15/2002 9:33:00 AM
From Authorid: 16671
Oh lord, you knew I would have to look. LOL @ BCAR, LOL, Oh i needed a good laugh. VERGE of USM death penalty, arent we all?? Moongirl is right BCAR is, next he will be asking for bacon and beans and a ride with your kid sister!!  |
Date: 3/15/2002 9:35:00 AM
From Authorid: 47930
LOL @ Lady Luck i agree with you so much ...hugs...  |
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Date: 3/15/2002 9:37:00 AM
From Authorid: 16671
LadyLuck, your communication sounds like mine!! It works for me. OH OH lady luck are men *suppose* to do that, I mean take out the trash, fix the car ect ect?? I thought that ONLY happened after six months of complaining. Oh wait a minutes, I lost the computer, I must dig through the trash. |
Date: 3/15/2002 9:41:00 AM
From Authorid: 14572
Hugo..lol..I personally couldnt agree with you more...But place the shoe on the other foot...just for a second... Women also do this to men... But we happen to have a more extended vocabulary... We say things like... "Its ok baby, honest, THAT happens to all men at one time or another in there lives..." "Granted it has happened to you the last 39..." Streak of bad luck I guess....LMAO!!!!! So see we have our own way of communicating with the opposite sex!!!  |
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Date: 3/15/2002 9:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 14572
[email protected] and snap??? Is that like the rope and grope??? LMAO!! |
Date: 3/15/2002 9:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 36271
**LAUGHSSSSSSSSSSS** yes i have noticed that with my other half... Now i know wat u guys do.... Right i'm getting him for it..!! **laughss**...Oddsmell is right, women also do it.. actually i don't do it as much as my other half does it... I'm surely getting him next time he does this... *laughss** **LIGHTGIRL**  |
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Date: 3/15/2002 9:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 16671
Kathy A. LOL LOL, or like with my ex-husband it was like, "oh thats ok hon, I just couldnt concentrate in that 45 seconds, its nothing you did." Seems like women are ALWAys trying to spare the ego of the man. Or your lucky enough to get one that is clumsey! So then its like, " thats ok hon, I know you would have put that fire out if that fence wouldnt have been in the way for you to trip over. Oh by the way, here are some dry clothes, dont know HOW that hose got so tangled and got you sooooooooo wet. They ought to make better hoses. " LOL LOL LOL AND yes, THIS did happen. LOL |
Date: 3/15/2002 10:06:00 AM
From Authorid: 46486
I had to look at this post, lol... Anyways, my man doesn't do the Mmm-Hmm or the "uh huh" to me. But once he reads this post he'll probably start doing it, if he does, I hold you responsible Hugo! LOL jk  |
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Date: 3/15/2002 10:15:00 AM
From Authorid: 2030
LOL@Firsborn! See ladys! See gets it. now about your sister.... |
| Date: 3/15/2002 10:30:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37354 My dog only has three legs due to a botched street crossing. Hugo |
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Date: 3/15/2002 10:37:00 AM
From Authorid: 16671
LOL hugo, I think i was the only woman married to a man that dropped a screw driver in his eye, broke his wrist and started his pants leg on fire all with in a month. I guess I should be nice, this is the FAther of my children/. OH demonslayer, where are you??? Poor boy, takes after his dad. My daughter the one day, shes 26, broke her big toe walking into a wall. I says, Kate, why did ya walk into the wall? She says, I dont know? It was there? Said her toe didnt hurt as bad as her nose. So tell me, HOW does one just walk into a wall? See what life has dealt me? See why I'm so messed up?? Ummmmmmmmmmmm huh, HEY ARE you LISTENING!! |
| Date: 3/15/2002 10:38:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37354 Accidentally commented on the wrong story. Would someone from Admin please delete my prior comment. You all have shown an ability to delete my comments in the past. Hugo |
Date: 3/15/2002 10:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 14572
BCAR, you wouldnt want my sister....she only has 3 legs now, cause of a botched street crossing...Kinda like Hugo's dog......lol..hey Hugo, glad to see your up, since that whole off your rocker stint!!  LOL |
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Date: 3/15/2002 10:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 14572
ohhhhh how about this....Why do men all like to be referred to as "BIG" guy... and they get all insulted when you even bring up the word tiny in front of them?? Have you ever noticed that...Even when guys refer to their friends... They refer to one another as hey big guy... Weird eh??? I wouldnt be caught dead referring to one of my girl friends as hey big girl...lol.. Never made any sense to me...But then again, I am blond...I must have missed the boat somewhere along the line.... LOL |
| Date: 3/15/2002 10:55:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37354 BCAR, I was relying on you to keep things under control. What happened? Hugo |
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Date: 3/15/2002 10:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 2030
It's a good one Kathy, Except in the case of any guy over 6'4" and 300 lbs. who then get nicknamed Tiny. It's just another of those mysteries we maintain to keep you girls confused. |
| Date: 3/15/2002 11:01:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37354 Men do not need to ask for directions, because we can read maps.Hugo |
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Date: 3/15/2002 11:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 16671
ROLFLMAO!!! BETTER watch what comment goes to what post. an ability to delete your comments. LOL LOL LOL, I have tears in my eyes, i'm laughing so hard. LOL Oh Lordy Kathy, that must be tough on your sister!! And i'll bet hugo's wife uses that LINE on him once in a while too, you know the one you just used after explaining about your sister?? LOL Have to get ready for work, havent had a good laugh in a while, thanks hugo, you have made my day. but I WILL be back, cant get rid of me that easy. uhmmmmmmmmm its been tried, lol |
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Date: 3/15/2002 11:09:00 AM
From Authorid: 16671
MAPS? UNHUN, YEP, RIGHT HMMMMMMMMMMM |
Date: 3/15/2002 11:22:00 AM
From Authorid: 12103
*sneaks in* Alright so now i know your guys secrets, no man will get away with that when im talking to them! lol  |
Date: 3/15/2002 11:32:00 AM
From Authorid: 15033
Soooo, that's what kind of intellegent thought processes going on in your mind when you answer my comments...now, don't say "huh huh"..or I'm coming in there!  |
| Date: 3/15/2002 11:42:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37354 mmm hmmm. Hugo |
Date: 3/15/2002 1:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 16069
Hugo, I have to do this with my husband.  |
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Date: 3/15/2002 3:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 16671
Personal question hugo:: Once in awhile, do you LET your wife out of the closet?? Question two: Does she really really acknowledge you in public?? LOL |
| Date: 3/15/2002 4:38:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37354 She always stays at least 10 feet behind me for some reason. I think it is a subserviant thing. Hugo |
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Date: 3/15/2002 7:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 16671
LOL |
Date: 3/15/2002 8:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 22080
haha i just nod and say yes or grunt haha but your right  |
Date: 3/15/2002 9:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 39360
Never do it, you'll get caught out eventually! ;-)  |
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Date: 3/15/2002 10:11:00 PM
From Authorid: 35629
Oh you are so right they are going to hunt you down and let ya know personally hehehehehe |
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Date: 3/15/2002 10:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 35629
Acccccckkkkkk subserviant thing? Oh man i need to talk to her ugh lol hehehe |
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Date: 3/15/2002 10:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 35629
Oops i am sorry i mean you guys big cave man bring home much meat for us puny terrified weak women hehehe whatever lol |
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Date: 3/16/2002 6:37:00 AM
From Authorid: 51196
LOL!! Ill count next time she is jabbering on endlessly about what martha stewart made out of orange peels and a toilet paper roll! *The 4th Horseman* |
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Date: 3/16/2002 9:29:00 AM
From Authorid: 16671
4th horseman, how can that be any worse than ya'll men telling us about how many things you can ACTUALLY fix with duct tape?? I KNOW I KNOW its the handymans tool. LOL LOL LOL |
| Date: 3/16/2002 9:41:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 37354 One thing you cannot do with duct tape is keep a woman quiet. You see it in the movies but in real life it does not work. Hugo |
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Date: 3/16/2002 11:24:00 AM
From Authorid: 22080
haha i made a hate out of duct tape the worse invention of mine was the duct tape underwear with the sticky part inside |
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Date: 3/17/2002 7:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 16671
LOL @hugo and jestr. Ever use it to clean up those unwanted nose hairs. LOL |
Date: 8/1/2008 8:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 27826
Mmm hmm.  |
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