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cat translations haha

  Author:  22080  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/26/2002 10:06:00 PM)
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Miaow Feed me.

Meeow Pet me.

Mrooww I love you.

Miioo-oo-oo I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up.

Mrow I feel like making noise.

Rrrow-mawww Please, the time has come to tidy the litter box

Rrrow-miawww I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical.

Miaowmiaow Play with me

Miaowmioaw Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room?

Mioawmioaw Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture

Raowwwww I think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy.

Mrowwwww I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.

Roww-maww-roww I am so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.

Gakk-ak-ak My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon the carpeting.

Mow Snuggling is a good idea.

Moww Shedding is pretty good too

Mowww! I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean laundry until you removed me so unkindly.

Miaow! Miaow! I have discovered that, although one may be able to wedge his body through the gap behind the stove and into that little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more difficult to navigate.

Mraakk! Oh, small bird! Please come over here.

SsssRoww! I believe that I have found a woodchuck or similar animal.

Mmmrowmmm It is certain that the best tasting fish is one you have caught yourself.

Mmmmmmm If I sit in the sunshine for another hour or so, I think I shall be satisfied.

Mreoaw Please ask room service to send up another can of tuna fish.

Mreeeow Do you serve catnip with that?

Mroow I have forced my body into a tiny space in order to look cute. How am I doing?

Miaooww! Mriaow! Since you are using the can opener, I am certain that you understand the value of a well-fed and pampered cat. Please continue.

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Date: 1/26/2002 10:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    LMAO so what's the ultimately frightening hissssssssss suppose to be? step away danger, danger, danger....LOL  
Date: 1/26/2002 10:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 49101    Geez, I love cats! MissC.  
Date: 1/26/2002 10:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    LMAO @ Hekler  
Date: 1/26/2002 10:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    lmao @ Hekler!!  
Date: 1/26/2002 10:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 28193    Thanks.. how true this post is.~Golden Taxi.  
Date: 1/26/2002 10:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 48412    FUnny ...I like cats dunno why..I had a Siamese and a Persian once ..BYE  
Date: 1/26/2002 10:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 48830    crazy crazy. is this true?
Date: 1/27/2002 12:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 13609    LMAO righty ho mate!! hahahahahaha thanks for mewing for us!!  
Date: 1/27/2002 7:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 42515    lol this is cute. love,  
Date: 1/27/2002 2:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...poor threatened little boy.  
Date: 1/27/2002 2:47:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 22080    sorry hekler its just it cluttered the screen  

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