There once was a man from Peru Who had a lot of growing up to do, He'd ring a doorbell, then run like h*ll, Until the owner shot him with a .22
There was a farting contest coming to town and people came from miles around the first fart was extremely loud the second fart pleased the crowd the third fart, the judges cried "He pooped his pants, he's disqualified!"
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