Creative Ways to Say Someone is Stupid , wooden nickel

Creative Ways to Say Someone is Stupid

1. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching

2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal

3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity

4. A few beers short of six-pack

5. Proof that evolution can go in reverse

6. Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box

7. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead

8. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl

9. One taco short of a combination plate

10. A few feathers short of a whole duck

11. All foam, no beer

12. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel

13. Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt

14. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear

15. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel

16. Too much yardage between the goalposts

17. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools

18. As smart as bait

19. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash

20. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled

21. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor

22. Forgot to pay his brain bill

23. Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

24. His belt doesn't go through all the loops

25. If he had another brain, it would be lonely

26. No grain in the silo

27. Fell out of the family tree

28. Receiver is off the hook

29. Several nuts short of a full pouch

30. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

31 if her brains were dynomite she wouldent have enough to blow her nose

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