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A man died , wooden nickel

  Author:  27583  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/20/2001 6:32:00 PM)
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A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said, "This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead." The man at the newspaper said, "But for $25 you are allowed to print six words." The woman answered, "OK. Then print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale."

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Date: 12/20/2001 7:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 31048    LOL!!! What a mean wife :P  
Date: 12/20/2001 8:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 23963    LOL!!! This was great   
Date: 12/20/2001 10:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 13437    LOL...good joke!!hehe =)  
Date: 9/20/2005 8:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 51292    LOL!! Poor Bernie!!   

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