1.cats purr,dogs drool
2.cats rub your legs when they want affection,not when they're horny.
3.cats use a litter box,dogs use your leg.
4.in 1996,over 10,000 U.S.A deaths were attributed to a dog owner's choking on saliva during morning wake-up licks.
5.cats always land on their feet,dogs just dont let you throw them.
6.cats let you kick them when your stressed out.
7.cats will wait till you've read the morning paper before tearing it to shreds.
8.cats look cute sleeping on the T.V.,dogs just crash right in front of the screen.
9.fewer cat owners suffer from "flappy tail" lacerations than dog owners.
10.no one has ever had to "BEWARE OF THE CAT"
11.cats bury their crap,dogs dig up others.
12.cats have better things to do other than stick their nose in your crotch.
13.cats lay on the car in te heat,dogs in heat lay the car.
14.why do you think they call it,"dog breath?"
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