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Looking for - I've Miss Placed My grandma, Please Help Me Find Her....By JEDI

  Author:  1574  Category:(Missing) Created:(3/26/2001 8:31:00 PM)
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Please help me find my grand ma. you see I lost her at the mall today and I can't find her...well I think I left her at the mall. We were at the beach too...come to think of it, we were also at the library, the bus stop...hell, I don't know what I did with her.

All I know is I have to find her before my mom gets home. Please if you can help, this is what she looks like....she's got white hair and she's really really old. She has an oxygen tank strapped to her wheel chair and an I.V. running in her arm. She has a cast on her left leg and is missing her right leg. She has a huge bruise on her right cheek and a scar with fresh stitches on the left. her left eye is swollen shut, and has a glass eye for her right. The lens on her glasses are cracked, and she wearing a real thin pink sweater with a huge coffee stain on the chest area. Oh, she also has a K Mart plastic bag strapped to the wheel chair filled with used tissues. She makes a hacking sound just before she talks and always has her teeth on her lap.

I'm hoping to find her soon, because it's snowing out side and I think I left her out side somewhere. I would offer a reward, but I don't really have the cash. I could however make grandma cook up a nice meal for you! I'll make sure she washes her hands. if you have any information, please feel free to contact me...thanks...

OH, I almost forgot...DON'T TOUCH HER! she's got some weird skin disease that makes the ebola virus seem like a walk in the park....AND DON'T BREATH WHEN SHE COUGHS! Last time she did that, the shut down our school. Everyone got these weird sores on their tongues...ok I think that's it. Thanks again.

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I don't know? I need to find her before the CDC does.

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Date: 3/26/2001 9:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 14572    Hey Jedi, I think I might have an idea who took your grandma....Remember not too long ago that theif who was stealing bits and pieces of your house??? Remember??? He took all the door knobs?? Well I think that this is the same person that took grandma....Well, I would not worry too much about it... I am sure he'll bring her back once her oxygen runs out.... Yuck on the nasty coffee stain....lol...You should have at least made her put on a clean sweater before you took her out!! If I see her I will remember not to touch her.... I will just gently push her all the way to yours house, using my car....lol....  
Date: 3/27/2001 7:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 7341    LMAO @ Kathy's comment :P  
Date: 3/27/2001 7:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 7341    lmao....hehe...hope you find her...sounds like she's in good hands! lol...  
Date: 3/27/2001 9:49:00 AM    you are so funny e~mail me back at babygirl144656
thanks
BeccA
Date: 3/27/2001 1:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 998    Yep, this imagination could only come from Jedi. Ummm, this is 'imagination' isn't it .... Jedi ??? ....lol  
Date: 3/28/2001 11:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 31800    This type of fraudulent story really undermines the credibility of this website. Many people are honestly searching for lost loved ones and this is not something to joke about.
Date: 3/29/2001 1:42:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 1574    I'll post a picture of her so you can see that this is real.  
Date: 3/29/2001 1:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 14572    You know what author 31800....Comments like yours really piss me off! If you don't like the story don't leave a comment. I happen to think it was extremely funny.. If you read any of Jedi's stories you would have seen that, he was trying to make the reader laugh!....But did you take the time? Probably not..Don't worry about the credibility of this site...Take time to get to know the author a little before leaving a reply like that!! Jedi is a very big part of USM....He always has been and always will be...Get over it!  
Date: 3/29/2001 11:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 29404    lol, I don't think I've seen her, cause I'm still breathing. Arenakitty
Date: 4/1/2001 5:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 7341    <-------seconds everything Kathy said....  
Date: 4/2/2001 11:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 31765    i think i saw her on COPS, wheeling away....lol...funny post.  
Date: 4/3/2001 12:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 3321    Thirds what Kathy said and more......that I won't say.....  
Date: 4/3/2001 2:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 19871    LMAO JEDI! Try the hospital  
Date: 4/3/2001 6:01:00 AM    I THINK I HAVE FOUND YOUR GRANDMA. SHE LIVES ON A BIG FARM SOME MILES FROM MY PLACE. I LIVE IN TANA THAT IS IN NORWAY
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Date: 4/6/2001 8:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 30486    LOL good one
Date: 4/8/2001 6:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 31886    this was very funny! and to 31800 i think you nned to lighten up! relax don't take yourself so serious if u think about it people here open this and see it. it might be the 1st laugh they ve had in a long time. think about it........... fire and ice
Date: 4/8/2001 3:46:00 PM    I THINK I SAW YOUR GRANDMA HER AT THE MALL
Date: 4/18/2001 3:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 26227    i think i seen your grandma!! shes at author 31800 house, hopefully your grandma coughed on them and gave them some sores on their tongues!! LMAO  
Date: 4/21/2001 8:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 34078    that's pretty funny, why didn't u post it in the humor section?  
Date: 4/22/2001 8:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 17673    She's at the beach! I saw her, she was taking a swim with the fishes   
Date: 4/22/2001 2:57:00 PM    well i think u are crazy and i also think that i would not want to find her.
Date: 4/24/2001 4:09:00 PM    Yeah, I saw her. I got out of bed with your mom to look out the window and saw her crossing the street.
Date: 4/24/2001 4:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 14572    Wow, you slept with Jedi's mom? No, you couldn't have....Nah, it's not true...I just won't believe it...Nope... I am sure your lying to all of us.....Jedi's mom wouldn't waste her time with a "little" boy like you!!! Cheer up little camper, and come back when when you have a better story to tell ok...  

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