Boy buys bra!!For himself

I walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my girlfriend" What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?""Is There more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk.

Confused, I asked what the types were.

The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"

"I need the Catholic type for myself."I said.The saleslady just smiled and i bought it.While i was walking i understood why she laughed because i said i wanted th buy the bra and wear it for myself!