A young man is on his way home from work when a man dressed in red flags him down as he passes by. The man stops and the guy approaches the window. "Hi, the guy says, I'm the red skank-master of the sidewalk. Do you have any food I can have?" The guy looks at him a bit oddly but nonetheless produces an uneatened burger he just bought and hands it to him.
As the man gets furthur down, he sees a man dressed all in green waving his arms to flag him down. As he slows to a stop, the green man trots over to the car and says "Hi, I'm the green skank-master of the sidealk. Do you have anything to drink I can have?" The guy, a little annoyed, gives the man the 20 oz pepsi he just bought and then roars off.
Roaring off down the road, hes almost home when he sees a man dressed in blue waving his arms to flag him down. Highly angered, he slams on the brakes, squealing to a stop. As the blue man walks up to the window, the man angerily yells "Let me guess, your the blue skank-master of the sidewalk. Well you little worthless pus-bag, just what do YOU want?!" To which the blue man replies "License and registration please" You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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