Three "BIGGEST LIES" Of Different People

Three Biggest Lies Of Different People

3 Biggest Parent Lies: - We're doing this for your own interest. - You can have that (do that) later (when you're older). - The family can't afford it now.

3 Biggest Life Lies: - ...and they lived happily ever after. - Dying is painless. - Things have gotten so bad that they couldn't possibly get worse.

3 Biggest Politician Lies: - I'll be factual and to the point. - I'll give you a straightforward answer to your question. - The government doesn't waste taxpayers money.

3 Biggest Executive Lies: - Money...it's just a score card. - If it were up to me, there would be no assigned parking spaces. - You have to twist my arm to get me to go on a business trip.

3 Biggest Large Company Lies: - We have an entrepreneurial spirit here. - People are our greatest resource. - We say 'let the marketplace decide'.

3 Biggest Small Company Lies: - We have an entrepreneurial spirit here. - The boss is just one of the guys. - Staying small is a conscious decision.

3 Biggest Marketing Lies: - Immediate delivery?...No problem. - We treat every customer as if they were our most important. - We're going out to lunch to talk business.

3 Biggest Advertising Lies: - This product will taste as good as it looks. - You really need our product. - If you use our product you will have sex with the same kinds of people as you see in our ad.

3 Biggest Beer Ads Lies: - Drinking beer is for macho men only. - You'll meet good lifelong friends drinking beer in a bar. - Women think drunken loudmouths are sexy.

3 Biggest Super-models Lies: - Women normally look like that. - Women should look like that. - Fasting and dieting is good for your health.

3 Biggest Mail Order Lies: - Delivery of your product will occur within 30 days of ordering it. - If you're not satisfied with our product we will guarantee a full refund. - We offer repair of your product free of charge with an accredited repairer in your home state.

3 Biggest Retail Industry Lies: - Our staff are courteous and considerate. - We try to help you with your problem. - You can exchange or get full refund on an item that you're not satisfied with.

3 Biggest Student Teacher Lies: - The school will help and support you all they can. - This teaching course is interesting and stimulating. - Kids today are just the same as when you went to school.

3 Biggest Engineering Professor's Lies: - Some day this course will come in handy. - These tests are more trouble for me than they are for you. - This is the way they do it in industry.

3 Biggest Physics Undergraduate Student Lies: - There are plenty of jobs out there for Physics graduates. - You'll make lots of money in your professional career. - The general public respect Physicists.

3 Biggest Software Lies: - The program's fully tested and bug-free. - We're working on the documentation. - Of course we can modify it.

3 Biggest Computer Room Lies: - As long as you remember to 'SAVE' your input, you'll never lose any files. - We run the stuff through as fast as it comes in the door. - The new machines on order.

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